Thursday, December 16, 2010

Rebel XD reflects on being cheated out of 3rd record by Guinness book.

When I first learned that my 3rd and latest Guinness record was broken in 2009 I felt that it was time to get back to the lab and make plans to reclaim it. However, when I saw what they were replacing my record with I was a bit puzzled. It seems that they were replacing my 852 syllable rap in 42 secs record with a far inferior record and that had me confused. How is it that they can replace my record of 20 syllables per second with one that is only 15 syllables per second? 15 syllables per second? Hell, that BARELY pass the record that beat my 1998 record set by No Clue in 2005 which was 14 syllables per second (and actually, I would say that No Clue's record is still even faster than his because No CLue did his in 51 seconds). Then I notice, El Chojin's (the guy who supposedly beat my record) record was 921 syllables in a minute. What is wrong with that you ask? A MINUTE? How is it that this guy gets a whole minute a rap to break my record when I set the records time at 42 seconds? That Gave him 18 whole seconds more when in order for him to had legitimately broken my record he should only been allow the 42 second time limit in which I set. The history of the records in the book followed the less time more syllables rule and now all of a sudden this guy gets to use a whole minute to break my record and the sad part is that with 18 whole second he still only manage to get only 69 more syllables then my record. That's weak, rapping 69 syllables would take me less than 4 seconds. Not sure if Guinness was paid off or if they simply want to stir up controversy considering that the fastest rapper seems to be a fairly popular category but one thing is certain. The record they replaced my 2007 record with is a LOT slower than my 20 syllable per second rap. I look at it like this. When No Clue broke my record of 684 syllables in 54 second with his 723 in 51 seconds, I wasn't happy about it, but I respected it. I respected because without a shadow of a doubt he officially broken my record. This Guy's from Spain's record I don't respect and in fact look at it as a joke. 18 whole seconds more time to rap and his record still only pans out to 15 syllables per second only getting 69 more syllables. He only managed more syllables then me because he had 18 seconds longer to rap considering that they didn't stop him at 42 seconds which was my record setting time. Here is a scenario. El Chojin rappin at 15 syllables per second, if they stopped him at the 42 second time limit they were suppose to then he had would only be at 630 syllables. Now if I were to rap a whole minute at 20 syllables per second than that would put me at 1200. Though a hypothetical example, you can still see where I'm going with it. If he is happy with his inferior paper champion and obviously cheated for record then good for him. Also if Guinness is proud to represent such inaccuracy, it has to make you wonder, what else in there so called record book is faulty? The moral here is that I could set up to reclaim the record and I even have what I would use to do it, but I feel that it is the principle of the matter and I don't feel that I should have to take back something that shouldn't be lost to me in the first place. Maybe I will, maybe I won't, at this point it really doesn't matter to me and I look at the Guinness book with a whole new set of eyes now.

Look at the chart of the record holders starting from Twista and see if you notice anything strange?


Twista 1992-- 598 syllables in 60 secs. = 10 syllables per second

Rebel XD 1993-- 673 syllables in 54.9 secs = 12 syllables per second

Rebel XD
1998-- 684 syllables in 54.5 secs =12 syllables per second

No Clue 2005-- 723 syllables in 51.2 secs = 14 syllables per second

Rebel XD 2008-- 852 syllables in 42.2 secs = 20 syllables per second

El Chojin 2009-- 921 syllables in 60 secs = 15 syllables per second


Rebel XD

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Why in the fuck do people think cuss words are so bad?

Yeah, people may think that I have a foul mouth and shit. But fuck that, I don't mother fuckin' understand what the fuck for. WHY? Because I love to use words like shit fluently? Bullshit, the way I see it, If I say the word shit and it doesn't make my mouth smell like horse droppin's then it ain't fuckin' with me none. I mean c'mon, let's be serious people. If you think about it, the word shit ain't really nothing but doo doo in disguise. The good thing about it is that it doesn't try to hide that fact like how Bruce Wayne hides that he's really Batman from everybody. shit doesn't give a fuck that you know it's really doo doo. That doesn't make it bad, just bad ass. Oh, I know, maybe doo doo is like the Clerk Kent version of the word, but in it's altered Superman form the word SHIT becomes more powerful and too strong for the human ears to bare. You starting to see how stupid frowning upon a mere word is? Now I can see if a word like fuck or shit jumped out of my mouth with a pair of boxing gloves on and punched yo ass in the eye or something. That would be a bad mother fuckin' word. I will now depart from the word shit for a moment but don't worry, I'll have more examples involving that word again coming up soon enough. Another way I can prove that cuss words are mere mental illusions is with this example. If I ain't mistaken, in Jamaica I believe they say something to the effects of "blood clot". Is that suppose to be a bad word phase? Over here blood clot is something that happens when a fuckin' sore heals and forms a scab. So what happens?, it loses it's bad word powers when it crosses the border or something? WTF? Do bad words need bad word passports to be in other countries and feel importantly bad? To an American speaking audience does cussing in a foreign language raise any eye brows? What about the word ass? Not such a severe cuss word huh? Oh, so what? Cuss words got low and high levels of bad? Speaking of ass, a lot of times I feel that so many people can kiss mine. Hey I like the word ass, it's good to get from a woman, it's easy and smooth to say and plus it's simple. For instance, I'm sure a mother fucker probably laughed at something within this posting already. Probably even laughed they ass off. See how smooth that phrase sounds? "Laugh yo ass off". Yeah, nice. That same phrase would be all fucked up sounding if it was "laugh yo booty off" or something stupidly appropriate like that. an arrangement of letters put together to announce a specific sound or sounds to form a word. I feel that calling such words bad is being prejudice toward those words. The same 26 letters forms millions of words, but a certain arrangement of those letters can make a few words bad and something that people shouldn't say openly? Bullshit again. I guess I can say it best like this, "don't hate the player, hate the game". It ain't really the word "shit" that you dislike, it is what it represents that bothers you isn't it? Once again that is being hypocritical to cast a word as bad when it actually has a similar meaning to another word that is (I guess suppose to be more) acceptable or appropriate. Here's an example, for this demonstration I will require a bad word. The word SHIT, "I choose you!" ...Shit vs manure. Yeah, they have the same basic meaning but actually I prefer the word shit because it has multiple uses for the word for one. A mother fucker can say something like "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!", but how stupid would it sound to say "I DON'T GIVE A MANURE!?" Yup, I guess shit wins that round. Also, shit is easier to say, it's quicker, and it flies through the lips with a gentle breeze from off of the tongue when being said and it just sounds better. Here's another example. Say you're walking in some grass and happen to step in some dog shit. Yeah, that is bad right? Now honestly, if you are about to walk onto someones carpet and you have shit all over your shoes, they gone stop yo ass and be like "mother fucker, you bet not walk yo mother fuckin' ass on my fuckin' carpet with no mother fuckin dog shit all on yo mother fuckin' shoes nigga". Fo serious. Now let's rein-act that same scenario and you had some dog MANURE on your shoes instead this time. What? You think they gonna stop you before walking on they carpet and be like "yo nigga, is that some dog shit on yo shoes?", and you be like "nall, this is dog manure." You think they gone be like "oh, cool my nigga, you know cuz at first I thought that brown, mushing smelly stuff might have been some dog SHIT on yo shoes, but you said it's dog manure right? Oh shit nigga get cho ass in here". Yeah, that's probably some shit you might conjure up in your mind if you were Rick James coming into Charlie Murphy's crib or some shit. I know somebody feels me. Like changing the word from shit to manure would make it smell any better or something. I guess there are just people who like to waste precious time and energy on disputing small bull shit such as cleaning up your foul language. Man FUCK THAT. How about doing something to clean up the earth's fucked up polluted ass environments? Man, I even feel like I should be able to say words like shit on tv without any negative feedback behind it. Another unappreciated word of many talents - FUCK. Mostly a replacement word for sex but it's many adjective uses are endless. Now the one exception I personally make is not openly calling females bitches, only because that is calling them a dog. Hey, I like women and I feel that calling them a bitch openly to their face without aggravated anger pushing me on to do so is a bit disrespectful. I do use the word however, but only when I must:-)The word shit however? Man, that ain't disrespectful to call some shit, shit. If anything, shit is disrespecting me based on the way it smells nasty as fuck alone, not to mention the way it looks. That's just like the word nigga. In a way if a nigga is acting like a nigga than maybe that word is actually suitable. I mean, if you got a mother fucker whose pants are hanging below they ass cheeks, grabbin' they nuts, talkin' super loud shit in public, smokin' blunts openly in broad daylight & ready to surprise jack yo ass quicker than cracker I doubt if you wanna call them a nice distinguished gentleman. Eliminating the word nigga and replacing with something more pleasant sounding ain't gonna change shit. In a case like this people need to stop trippin' on a fuckin' word and focus more on creating effective resolves to get mother fuckers to change the nigga type mentality that's within. Eliminate the nigga actions and the word won't mean shit. Call me a nigga all you like and I'll flip it into some ol cool meaningful sounding shit. call me a N.I.G.G.A. cuz I'm filled with that Noticeably Intellectually Great Guy Awesomeness. See, because even though I can be a trip at times, I don't have that bad for no reason, straight fuck the world and myself nigga mentality, so sticks and stones with that one as far as I'M concerned. So, that is why I feel that a so called bad word is merely a mental illusion. It's only the sounds of one's annunciation after all. Last example. If I came up with some dumb ass word like "bogaagu" and said it means nasty hairy ass, who holds the right to give it the power of being a BAD WORD? No mother fuckin' body, that's who. So who in the fuck had the right to pronounce poor little shit word as being bad? The word shit didn't do anything bad to us, we did something to the word shit. We said it, we brought it into this world and then we straight shitted on it then felt a need to cast it out for no reason. Why did we make it a so called bad word? How was it bad? Was it cheating on tests at school? Did it fuck your spouse? Did it murder people? Did it steal your car? Did it smell bad? Well ok, maybe that (but that's still no reason for such harsh treatment). Did it sell drugs to your love ones? Did it spread it's ass cheeks open right up on your nostrils and let a nice cheesy one rip dead in yo face while you were sittin' down on the couch eating a sandwich and watching television? Did it beat you up at recess and take your lunch money? Did it spread nasty rumors about you? Did it borrow $5 from you then turn around and try to borrow some mo money from you without even acknowledging the previous cash hand out it just recently got from up out cha? THEN WHAT? I rest my case. After all that, if you still think words are bad then fuck you. Well, I guess that's my time for now everybody. I could go on forever with this shit, but I think you get the point I am trying to make here. Society needs to stop wasting time on little stupid shit such as people like me with so called "foul mouths" and focus more on some real worldly problem solving issues. Alright ladies n gentlemen, you've been great, but I'm out, Rebel XD everyone...Peace.

Gaining total control one mind at a time...

Note: Before you think that I am just totally bashing social sites and networks, do know this. I am not saying that social networks are evil or harmful. Hell, even I enjoy making my presence known within them from time to time for a little social fun. I am just saying be weary, see with open minds and see how you and your very mind's may be attempted to be played upon by those with life altering agendas. Just a small part of a much larger puzzle. Puzzle piece number one, break down the minds of the masses and bestow wicked wills within them. So it be wise to stay focused on what the goal of this puzzle piece is. Know what you are taking in. Water is good for you, but too much can drown you. Most of these sites may be started by people just like you and me, but once they get big and gain a huge following large enough to peak the big wigs interest, 9 out 10 times they are bought out, and guess by whom? Yup, Cooperate America. That is when the intention is shifted from more than just good social fun. If you are pulled in too deep and your mind is manipulated by the suggested influences then you may not see the big picture and thus become subliminally controlled and believe that your thoughts, actions and very lives are yours when in fact, they're not and being guided (or should I say misguided). Not just social sites but anything that the FCC regulates, which is pretty much everything.


What sites like FB, myspace and twitter means to me. yeah, this may be a bit long so I hope you feel like reading lol. It is just another form of medium to condition people's mind. See, the people who control or have a GREAT influence on what people see, hear and more importantly, take in(let's say the FCC) would love to keep people in a state of not thinking too hard. Why? because it is so much easier to have control over and influence those who don't think too hard lol. Rather than have people to do something like say read informative books or information that would enlighten or enhance mental values, they would very much rather keep people's minds on useless things such as tweeting about being at some store trying to decide on what pair of too expensive shoes to buy with their new highly over priced pants and $5 cotton shirt with the $60 name on it they just bought. Maybe even sitting at home watching some reality show (which in my opinion is kind da weird). Here we are with lives to live but yet compelled to watch the lifestyle of others who practically do nothing more than live out some over or under exaggerated living arrangement in the public's eye. So you see, to have you sittin' right in front of a computer screen is a plus (I'd definitely consider the PC the ultimate successor to the boob tube lol) . It keep's you glued to one spot for excessive amounts of time and wasting away what could otherwise be considered as valuable time. It is truly like being in the Matrix, and unfortunately, just like Neo those who awaking from the matrix and realize the true world around them is way too few. Many people don't even get out and about much because of this. Yeah, there's just something about people gettin' together in person that makes minds click and spark just a little bit better. I know I have all of my best intellectual conversation with those outside of cyberspace in person. Many people are probably not gettin' much exercise because they are in front of a pc screen, lap top or even cell phone all day long. Just look at allll the distractions (or as they may want to call it, things to keep you occupied or from being bored) on these social sites. Games, pokes, winks, musics, ads, avatars (lol @ avatars), questions (do you think that so n so is nice?) connect from your mobile phones, comments, blah, blah, blah, this, that). Not only does many social sites keep people living within their digital limbo's, let's not even mention the massive amounts of information that is collected from such sites. It's bad enough with all the personal info needed just to sign up to such sites (age, location, religious belief's, sexual preference, blah, blah, blah, etc. etc). All data used for behavioral pattern's & monitoring I'd bet)but the volunteered info that people freely share on these sites is inconceivable and a great added bonus (and you best believe as always, big brother is watching)- smh. They're also able to hit you with all types of ads that keep's people feeling as if they just got to have the newest and latest technologies, fashions and what ever else it is that they may want to make you feel like you really NEED to have to fit in (oh yeah, I can be a deep mother -shut my mouth! No, I won't shut my mouth...Fucker:-). That is why people can't function without things like their cell phones that seem to do everything from letting you go online, watch movies to frying your pork chops and bringing you a beer. Here is just a small example of how such things as a simple cell phone tends to make the human mind just bad bit more lazier. How many times have you seen people lose a cell phone or the data within it and was stuck like Chuck, and straight fucked? Many times right? Because with cell phones, many people don't bother to memorize phone numbers anymore, or memos like we used to have to do before such technologies (not saying that it is a useless method but definitely relied upon way too much and solely). Most people just program it and feel as if they got it. There is no substitution for the human mind people, and something as simple as memorizing numbers is good exercise for the mind (the more you feed your mind the more brilliant it becomes). A very simple concept just as lifting weights can make your muscles stronger. Now back to the point at hand. The dumber the mind becomes the better a puppet you'll make for those pulling the strings. Yup, that's right. It is an attempt (that is working quite well from the looks of things might I add) to keep us doing everything from texting, chattin', watching movies or television, browsing the web and listening to the radio (to name a few) to keep your mind distracted from doing something like reading that may get you thinking with your own free will. That is where something like FB, twitter, myspace and many other social networks play a very powerful role. Keep everyone connected and In tuned to similar interests as to keep everyone close and nestled up on the same ol dumb shit all day and night. Because you see, if people started thinking with their own true mind's then we just may begin to realize just how fucked over we are really gettin' with the lives that we live in this world. Then we may just start bonding together as a whole to take control of situations that our separation and ignorance makes us too weak to efficiently neutralize. That is the only way we can even really rise up against these fake ass shadow governments that fucks us everyday and smiles in are faces as they do it. Example of how that works is simple. Take BP for instance. Yeah, they are on some straight bull shit (lots of us know this), but if we as a people really wanted to do something about it, we could. We could band together and be like "Fuck BP" and stop financing their ass. If no one invests in BP, they lose their power and fade away into nothing. It is that simple. So see? The plans of the oppressors are quite brilliant I must say. Keep the masses together in a limbo of separation. To put it in simplest terms, the mass majority of the world are nothing more than puppets being controlled by the puppeteers. Sad but true. Think this is crazy? then think of it like this. Take your muscles, if you eat only junk foods, never exercise and just lay around then they will become flabby and weak. Do just the opposite and they will be solid and full of strength. Same thing applies to your brain. Hope that you enjoyed ready some of my random thoughts that I manifested into a blog with my very own mind. By the way, if you liked this just wait until you here some of my other theories, because frankly I don't think that our civilization of humans were smart enough to conjure up such elaborate methods of mass control over most the worlds population on their own at the time they started this operation a very long time ago. So stay tune for future blog post and I may just start gettin' all paranormal on your ass:-)

Final thoughts from me, Rebel XD. Sometimes it is hard to explain how one knows something. I do a lot of deep thinking, analyzing and philosophizing. I don't claim to know all the answers to everything but one thing I do know is that I trust my instinctive feelings for they are usually right. I am deeply in tuned to my spirituality and it guides me and keeps me elevating to new levels. Ever had a deep gut feeling that something about a certain situation just ain't right? That usually means that it isn't. I get it all the time. How about premonitions? Just the other day, I had a dream that had a buddy of mines in it that I haven't seen, or talked to in close to a year and later that same day, They called my phone. Things like that happens to me often also. I didn't premeditate the writing of this blog. It started off as a reply to a question I seen on face book (go figure:-) and my response was gettin' too deep for a mere comment reply so I ditched it and came to my blog and let my mind freely manifest it's thoughts into this piece that I so clear mindedly composed. May sound crazy but when you think about all the conspiracy theories, political cover ups, and hidden agendas that this country alone (America) has bestowed upon us, it may make you think...Just how far fetched does this blog really seem? I believe that we as humans should be capable of amazing maybe even unbelievable feats through a combination of mind, body and soul. If we use less then 10 percent of our minds capacity and are capable of doing magnificent things now, then what would 100 percent mind power be like? Absolutely God like. Ever see one of those movies where a selfish, greedy, shady, sinister type character may stumble upon some ability given source of power or enlightening attribute and wants to keep it for themselves so that they may become the supreme and dominate ruler of the world or perhaps the universe? Yeah, read this blog again and maybe you'll get an idea of a point that I am gettin' at. That's right, I know somebody hears me. Until the next time people, be safe, exercise your minds and most important of all- think:-)


Rebel XD

No comments, few downloads, low plays, oh my!!!

WTF!?!? Alright, it's time to fear for your lives. I find it totally unacceptable that a talent of my magnitude's status isn't blown completely through the roof on this bitch. The crazy part is that it is free as fuck (for now at least:-). It is almost like offering a thirsty muther fucka a nice cold refreshing bottle of purified spring water (with sunlight glistened sparkles blingin' from off of the crystallized condensation of it's outer frosty region) and people pass it up and go drink from the toilet. I am feeling a little under appreciated here. I can deal with being hated on by many for me having 3 Guinness book record titles for world's fastest rapper (picture me saying that in WWE wrestling super star fashion). That is to be expected. Nigga's hate on great, big whoop, what's new? But to sleep on my skillz and not acknowledge my greatness within my lyrical prowess is damn near a sin to God himself. Yeah, he mad as hell at you mutha fuckas. Fuck writing blogs and sendin' messages. I think Im ma have to go across country door to door slappin' and attackin'. Force entry into your home, hold you at gun point and force nigga's to log onto the world wide web and check my shit out. Is that what you want? You forced to bop yo head to my shit diggin' it in my presence with chrome on yo dome? No, and honestly, neither do I. So wouldn't it be a lot more simple just to look me up and check me out at your own will? Sure it would. Yeah, I've won Guinness records on 3 different accounts, so what, fuck that! The fact that I am dope as hell should and must always be the high point of the mere mention of my name. So if you find yourself hearing strange noises in your closest, or rattling sounds coming from up under your bed, then ask yourself. Is it a monster, or is it Rebel XD coming to bestow an unexpected listening session upon yo ass? Either way, Im ma get my well deserved props. Thank you for reading and have a nice day...For now>:-)

Monday, April 20, 2009

Me, a rapper?

Though I don't look at myself as being a rapper, I don't have a problem with those who choose to classify me as one. I prefer to look at myself as someone who is gifted with word expression and making music. For my music has no specific genre and my words are a form of advanced poetry and extreme thoughts. That is why I can make anything from poems to raps to songs to movie scripts. If words and a process of thought is involved than I more than capable of creating beyond expectations.
Why are people surprised when they first realize that I can rap and do so extremely well? Maybe it is because I choose not to speak like I've just gotten out of prison or like I only had an education up to the 6th grade. Or maybe it is because I don't wear the ass of my pants down to the back of my knees or walk like a pimp with a sore leg.
Some say image is everything. Lol, the good ol' American blind fold. Like them $200 dollar pair of jumpers that all the (cool) people are wearing. Or the platinum and gold jewelery that is almost seems essential to being a rap artist. Not that I can't afford those things. I'd just rather use my money for more meaningful things and focus less on the materialistic.
I see all too often the use of image as a tool for many to get over as being rappers, but underneath all the fabrication I also see a great lacking in the skills department. I think today's rappers are totally different from the breed of mc's I come from. Today's artist seems to rely on their music to cloak most of the crap that they pass of as lyrics and image to seal the deal. Hey, if that is what works for some then I say go for it. It is cool for them, but not to be expected of me. Though music will always be an opinion as far as to what sounds good to who, I will always deliver lyrics that are nothing less than top notch. Not simply gibberish to ride along with a nice beat. You may if you will call me a rapper, but wordsmith would be much more appropriate.

Rebel XD

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Guinness break rules, but I'll still be the one with the record.

It seems that the good (if not so bright) people at Guinness may decide to give MY record for fastest rapper to a competitor with an INFERIOR record. It appears that sometime in January of 2009 some guy from Spain rapped 931 syllables in 58 seconds. That is 15 syllables a second. My current record you ask? 852 syllables in 42 seconds. That is 20 syllables a sec. I see that the other guy has more syllables, but that is only because he had 16 seconds more time to rap than I did my record (which, if going based off of a record should not have been allowed). I mean hell, guy B would be able to swim more laps in a pool than guy A if he was givin' an hour to swim and guy A only had a half an hour. That is just simple (and I can't stress the word simple enough in this case) common sense. You can also look at it in many ways and it still shows the inferiority of the other guys record. Example number one. Let's say the other guy was only allowed to rap for up to 42 seconds (which should be the guideline for breaking the record anyway) with his 15 syllables a sec. he'd only have 630 syllables in the same time I did 852. Now lets switch it up a bit and say that I rapped for 58 seconds like he did at my current records speed of 20 syllables a second. That would give me 1160 syllables in the same time that he only did 931.This brings me to 1 of 2 obvious conclusions. 1 the people at Guinness needs to hire some people that are a little bit better with math and statistics. Or 2, the guys at Guinness are just cheating on this one and don't care. Wow, and these are the people we rely on for our (SUPPOSE to be) accurate worlds records. Well, at the end of the day it really don't matter because being the person that I am, I would never let this ride. Of course I am gonna set up once again to beat the pants off of this guy and reclaim what should not even be considered lost to me in the first place. Just wanted people to know this situation as I think the people at Guinness needs to check themselves.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Munchee Antics

This is my (something like a) video. I can honestly say before filming and editing it, I already knew exactly how it would turn out. That's right. Just like this...



Not bad for my first official (something like a) video. Also that it was done with only a mini digital cam and windows movie maker (which is buggy as hell and a pain in the ass to work with by the way).