Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Why in the fuck do people think cuss words are so bad?

Yeah, people may think that I have a foul mouth and shit. But fuck that, I don't mother fuckin' understand what the fuck for. WHY? Because I love to use words like shit fluently? Bullshit, the way I see it, If I say the word shit and it doesn't make my mouth smell like horse droppin's then it ain't fuckin' with me none. I mean c'mon, let's be serious people. If you think about it, the word shit ain't really nothing but doo doo in disguise. The good thing about it is that it doesn't try to hide that fact like how Bruce Wayne hides that he's really Batman from everybody. shit doesn't give a fuck that you know it's really doo doo. That doesn't make it bad, just bad ass. Oh, I know, maybe doo doo is like the Clerk Kent version of the word, but in it's altered Superman form the word SHIT becomes more powerful and too strong for the human ears to bare. You starting to see how stupid frowning upon a mere word is? Now I can see if a word like fuck or shit jumped out of my mouth with a pair of boxing gloves on and punched yo ass in the eye or something. That would be a bad mother fuckin' word. I will now depart from the word shit for a moment but don't worry, I'll have more examples involving that word again coming up soon enough. Another way I can prove that cuss words are mere mental illusions is with this example. If I ain't mistaken, in Jamaica I believe they say something to the effects of "blood clot". Is that suppose to be a bad word phase? Over here blood clot is something that happens when a fuckin' sore heals and forms a scab. So what happens?, it loses it's bad word powers when it crosses the border or something? WTF? Do bad words need bad word passports to be in other countries and feel importantly bad? To an American speaking audience does cussing in a foreign language raise any eye brows? What about the word ass? Not such a severe cuss word huh? Oh, so what? Cuss words got low and high levels of bad? Speaking of ass, a lot of times I feel that so many people can kiss mine. Hey I like the word ass, it's good to get from a woman, it's easy and smooth to say and plus it's simple. For instance, I'm sure a mother fucker probably laughed at something within this posting already. Probably even laughed they ass off. See how smooth that phrase sounds? "Laugh yo ass off". Yeah, nice. That same phrase would be all fucked up sounding if it was "laugh yo booty off" or something stupidly appropriate like that. an arrangement of letters put together to announce a specific sound or sounds to form a word. I feel that calling such words bad is being prejudice toward those words. The same 26 letters forms millions of words, but a certain arrangement of those letters can make a few words bad and something that people shouldn't say openly? Bullshit again. I guess I can say it best like this, "don't hate the player, hate the game". It ain't really the word "shit" that you dislike, it is what it represents that bothers you isn't it? Once again that is being hypocritical to cast a word as bad when it actually has a similar meaning to another word that is (I guess suppose to be more) acceptable or appropriate. Here's an example, for this demonstration I will require a bad word. The word SHIT, "I choose you!" ...Shit vs manure. Yeah, they have the same basic meaning but actually I prefer the word shit because it has multiple uses for the word for one. A mother fucker can say something like "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!", but how stupid would it sound to say "I DON'T GIVE A MANURE!?" Yup, I guess shit wins that round. Also, shit is easier to say, it's quicker, and it flies through the lips with a gentle breeze from off of the tongue when being said and it just sounds better. Here's another example. Say you're walking in some grass and happen to step in some dog shit. Yeah, that is bad right? Now honestly, if you are about to walk onto someones carpet and you have shit all over your shoes, they gone stop yo ass and be like "mother fucker, you bet not walk yo mother fuckin' ass on my fuckin' carpet with no mother fuckin dog shit all on yo mother fuckin' shoes nigga". Fo serious. Now let's rein-act that same scenario and you had some dog MANURE on your shoes instead this time. What? You think they gonna stop you before walking on they carpet and be like "yo nigga, is that some dog shit on yo shoes?", and you be like "nall, this is dog manure." You think they gone be like "oh, cool my nigga, you know cuz at first I thought that brown, mushing smelly stuff might have been some dog SHIT on yo shoes, but you said it's dog manure right? Oh shit nigga get cho ass in here". Yeah, that's probably some shit you might conjure up in your mind if you were Rick James coming into Charlie Murphy's crib or some shit. I know somebody feels me. Like changing the word from shit to manure would make it smell any better or something. I guess there are just people who like to waste precious time and energy on disputing small bull shit such as cleaning up your foul language. Man FUCK THAT. How about doing something to clean up the earth's fucked up polluted ass environments? Man, I even feel like I should be able to say words like shit on tv without any negative feedback behind it. Another unappreciated word of many talents - FUCK. Mostly a replacement word for sex but it's many adjective uses are endless. Now the one exception I personally make is not openly calling females bitches, only because that is calling them a dog. Hey, I like women and I feel that calling them a bitch openly to their face without aggravated anger pushing me on to do so is a bit disrespectful. I do use the word however, but only when I must:-)The word shit however? Man, that ain't disrespectful to call some shit, shit. If anything, shit is disrespecting me based on the way it smells nasty as fuck alone, not to mention the way it looks. That's just like the word nigga. In a way if a nigga is acting like a nigga than maybe that word is actually suitable. I mean, if you got a mother fucker whose pants are hanging below they ass cheeks, grabbin' they nuts, talkin' super loud shit in public, smokin' blunts openly in broad daylight & ready to surprise jack yo ass quicker than cracker I doubt if you wanna call them a nice distinguished gentleman. Eliminating the word nigga and replacing with something more pleasant sounding ain't gonna change shit. In a case like this people need to stop trippin' on a fuckin' word and focus more on creating effective resolves to get mother fuckers to change the nigga type mentality that's within. Eliminate the nigga actions and the word won't mean shit. Call me a nigga all you like and I'll flip it into some ol cool meaningful sounding shit. call me a N.I.G.G.A. cuz I'm filled with that Noticeably Intellectually Great Guy Awesomeness. See, because even though I can be a trip at times, I don't have that bad for no reason, straight fuck the world and myself nigga mentality, so sticks and stones with that one as far as I'M concerned. So, that is why I feel that a so called bad word is merely a mental illusion. It's only the sounds of one's annunciation after all. Last example. If I came up with some dumb ass word like "bogaagu" and said it means nasty hairy ass, who holds the right to give it the power of being a BAD WORD? No mother fuckin' body, that's who. So who in the fuck had the right to pronounce poor little shit word as being bad? The word shit didn't do anything bad to us, we did something to the word shit. We said it, we brought it into this world and then we straight shitted on it then felt a need to cast it out for no reason. Why did we make it a so called bad word? How was it bad? Was it cheating on tests at school? Did it fuck your spouse? Did it murder people? Did it steal your car? Did it smell bad? Well ok, maybe that (but that's still no reason for such harsh treatment). Did it sell drugs to your love ones? Did it spread it's ass cheeks open right up on your nostrils and let a nice cheesy one rip dead in yo face while you were sittin' down on the couch eating a sandwich and watching television? Did it beat you up at recess and take your lunch money? Did it spread nasty rumors about you? Did it borrow $5 from you then turn around and try to borrow some mo money from you without even acknowledging the previous cash hand out it just recently got from up out cha? THEN WHAT? I rest my case. After all that, if you still think words are bad then fuck you. Well, I guess that's my time for now everybody. I could go on forever with this shit, but I think you get the point I am trying to make here. Society needs to stop wasting time on little stupid shit such as people like me with so called "foul mouths" and focus more on some real worldly problem solving issues. Alright ladies n gentlemen, you've been great, but I'm out, Rebel XD everyone...Peace.

1 comment:

SixShooterTee said...

After all that, there's only one thing I can say. You need to start smoking again cuz your going crazy...lol. But I do like to cuss a lot myself....so umm yeah.